Monday, June 12, 2006

Spam Haiku

Seen this morning in my inbox, as three distinct titles of e-mails. Probably meant to offer me to enlarge my penis, start taking Viagra or seeing live action from hot single pussies in my area (what am I waiting for?):

Went gripe her Elijah
You rabbi torpid
Not bewhisker may hundred

...and so I decided that was the Spam Haiku Of The Day. More to come, surely.
I would be interested in knowing everyone's interpretation of this haiku.

Pointers to help you in your reflexion:

Elijah: Hebrew prophet (9th century) who ranks with Moses in saving the religion of Yahweh from being corrupted by the nature worship of Baal.

Torpid: Apathetic, numb.

Bewhisker: To equip with whiskers.

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