Clearly.

That's it! That's enough! No more procrastinating!
I must now present you, Horde of Readers, with.....

Drum roll, please, Sergio! (Sergio is my imaginary drummer. He lives with Little Person Living Inside My Head. His uncle is Sergio Mendes, Brazilian musician extraordinaire.)

...True Fact About Me Number Two:

I Am In Denial.

True fact - surprising, I know, but true.